I lurk and sometimes reblog, but mostly I'm to lazy to do so...
I'm currently obsessed with Loki aka Tom Hiddleston
Imagine having sex with a girl and she turns into a legit monster
Do you continue fucking her or do you run away?
does the pussy stay human pussy or does it become monster pussy? will she kill me if my stroke weak? if the condom breaks, will i create an x men baby? do monsters get the clap? its levels to this shit and i need answers.
my uncle used to be one of those people who drove dead people to cemeteries and such
then he became a taxi driver and the person he was driving tapped his shoulder to ask a question and my uncle screamed really loud
I’m sure that’s what he thought.
Before u make fun of someone’s foreign accent, take some time to think about how they speak more languages than u and how u are a failure